Posted Thursday, March 21st 2013 @ 3pm
NASA's Advice for an Asteroid Heading Toward Us? "Pray":
Charles Bolden is the head of NASA, and this week he spoke at a Congressional hearing about protecting the Earth from asteroids . . . and how much it's going to cost to protect us even more.
Here are the three things he said that should put the fear of God in ya . . .
#1.) An asteroid with a diameter of about six-tenths of a mile, quote, "could plausibly end civilization."
#2.) 95% of the asteroids flying nearest to the Earth ARE that big.
#3.) And finally, if there's an asteroid headed toward the U.S. and NASA doesn't detect it until it's about three weeks away? Quote, "Pray."
President Obama Picked Indiana to Win the NCAA Tournament:
Every year since he got into office, PRESIDENT OBAMA has filled out an NCAA tournament bracket.
He's not spectacular at it . . . he DID pick North Carolina to win in 2009, but he didn't pick a single Final Four team correctly in 2010 or 2011. Let's hope that's because he's too busy doing president stuff to follow college basketball.
He just filled out his bracket this year and . . . he likes INDIANA UNIVERSITY to win it all. They're a number one seed. And he picked them even though Indiana flip-flopped on him . . . he won the state in 2008 but lost it this past November.
His Final Four also includes another number one seed, Louisville . . . a number two seed, Ohio State . . . and a number three seed, Florida.
There's a Urologist Named Dick Chopp . . . And He's Giving a 50% Discount on March Madness Vasectomies:
I guess this guy was destined to become a urologist.
In Austin, Texas, there's a urologist named Richard Chopp who specializes in vasectomies. And yes, he goes by the nickname "Dick". So he's a vasectomy expert named Dick Chopp. We're not making this up.
Anyway, he's running a MARCH MADNESS special . . . HALF OFF vasectomies. Half off the price, that is. He'll do the full vasectomy.
Dr. Chopp says this is a good time for a vasectomy because afterward, when you're recovering, quote, "It's extremely important to be a couch potato for 48 hours."
For $595, people in Texas can go to Dr. Chopp and get themselves taken care of in 20 minutes.