Three Out of Five Women Say Size Doesn't Matter:
In a new study, 60% of women said penis size DOESN'T MATTER. And another 6.3% said they PREFER small to large. In other words, only one-third of women actually want a guy who's big in the pants.
The study only included women who say they can reach a climax through sex alone . . . NO stimulation on the "love button" required.
Although it's not all great news: Because the MORE likely a woman is to climax from JUST sex, the MORE likely she is to enjoy BIG JUNK.
On the bright side, that means women who always or usually need other stimulation are much less likely to care about what you're packing.
A Guy in Florida Died After Winning a Cockroach and Worm Eating Contest:
On Friday night, the Ben Siegel Reptile store in Deerfield Beach, Florida held a contest that sounds HORRIBLE.
About 30 people competed to see who could eat the most LIVE COCKROACHES and LIVE WORMS. The grand prize winner took home a python.
32-year-old Edward Archbold of West Palm Beach, Florida won the contest after eating a reported 30 cockroaches, 100 millipedes, and 30 worms. But after he won, he started feeling sick . . . then he started VOMITING UP the bugs, and collapsed.
He was rushed to the hospital and declared DEAD.
His official cause of death hasn't been named. And yes, we're pretty sure it was, ya know, eating tons of bugs. But experts say that's rare, since all those insects ARE safe to eat unless he had an allergy. No other contestants got sick.
The store says they feel terrible about what happened. All of the participants in the contest signed a waiver accepting responsibility for whatever happened in the contest.
(The Smoking Gun / Gawker / AP)
Sad News . . . A 16-Year-Old Girl Dies After a Fight Over Flatulence:
There's a teenager in Ohio who's dead . . . all because of some irresponsible adults and some BAD FLATULENCE. So sad.
Last week, 16-year-old Shaakira Dorsey of Warrensville Heights, Ohio was hanging out with some friends. Another 16-year-old girl apparently broke some unpleasant wind, and Shaakira started making fun of her.
It escalated, they ended up fighting, and people even gathered around to watch, including some adults. And they weren't in any hurry to break up the fight.
By the time they did break it up, it was too late. Shaakira COLLAPSED. She was rushed to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead. The medical examiner hasn't released her official cause of death.
The other girl from the fight was arrested and charged with one count of murder.
A QVC Host Passed Out on Live TV . . . and Her Co-Host Kept Hawking the Product:
A QVC host named Cassie Slane PASSED OUT on live TV Sunday, but apparently she's okay.
First she started slurring her words and grabbing her chest, so it almost looked like she was having a heart attack. Then when she started falling, they cut away.
She posted a message on her Facebook page a few hours later that said she was feeling much better . . . so it's okay to laugh. The funniest part was how her co-host didn't skip a BEAT when it happened.
We assume he caught her, because it cuts away and you can't hear a thud . . . but then he continued talking about the PRODUCT, which was a knock-off version of the iPad, but for kids.
Cassie eventually got up and tried to keep going. But she kept slurring, so they cut away again.
(This also happened to her during a QVC segment in 2010. TMZ.com has both videos. Search for "QVC Host Collapses on Live TV." In the first one, she starts to lose it at :07, then again at :40.)
