Two Women Got Into a Brawl at Boxer Hector Camacho's Wake:
What better way to pay tribute to legendary boxer HECTOR "MACHO" CAMACHO than to have a BRAWL AT HIS WAKE?
Obviously, it wasn't planned. What happened was that a 28-year-old woman named Cynthia Castillo showed up, claiming she was Hector's girlfriend at the time of his death.
And she decided to do the classy thing by showing up in a bright pink T-shirt with a picture of him on it. After she kissed Hector in his coffin, she entered the area designated for family.
Hector's family wasn't cool with that. And his sister Gloria Fernandez started jawing back and forth with Cynthia. They decided to TAKE IT OUTSIDE . . . where FISTS FLEW.
The brawl had to be broken up by cops.
A Man Takes Uncomfortably Skanky Photos of His 20-Year-Old Daughter, To Sell His Car on eBay:
Earlier this month, Kim Ridley of Eugene, Oregon wanted to sell his 1977 Datsun on eBay. And to give his listing a little extra juice, he figured he'd post SEXY PHOTOS of a SKANKY WOMAN posing with his car.
And the skanky woman he recruited for the photos was . . . HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
He did a photo shoot featuring his car and his 20-year-old daughter Lexxa . . . that's Lexxa with two x's, although once she switches to porno she'll probably add a third one.
In the photos, Lexxa is wearing a see-through yellow tank top that shows her bra, black underwear, and knee-high black boots. In some of them she's wearing ripped jeans, and in most of them she's showing off her many tattoos.
The photos include her leaning over the hood to show her cleavage, and a shot of the car from between her legs.
Kim says, quote, "If I felt bad about it, I wouldn't do it." His Datsun ended up getting five bids and sold for $7,500.
A Man is Run Over By His Own Truck . . . and Gets a Ticket For It:
On Monday, 40-year-old Brian Reynolds of Lynn, Massachusetts was driving his 1987 Chevy truck when the brakes stopped working.
His first instinct was to try to stop the truck FRED FLINTSTONE-style . . . by opening the door and dragging his foot along the ground. Believe it or not, that didn't work.
His next plan was to try steering up a hill to slow the car down. But when he turned, he FELL OUT of the door. He rolled out . . . and his runaway truck RAN OVER HIS LEG.
The truck kept rolling, and somehow didn't hit any people or even any other cars. It finally hit a fire hydrant and stopped.
Brian was hospitalized with a minor leg injury. And just to make SURE it was the worst day of his life, the cops gave him a $35 ticket for driving with defective equipment.
