A Man is Killed By the New York Subway . . . While Trying to Poop Between the Cars?
A man was on the subway in New York City, traveling through Harlem, when he had to poop. So while the subway was moving, he went in between two of the cars, dropped his pants, and moved his bowels.
Unfortunately, he slipped and fell . . . and was KILLED by the train.
A Pregnant Woman's Water Breaks on the Dance Floor at a Bar . . . Which Leads to a Brawl and Shooting:
Around 12:40 A.M. on Saturday, a woman was at E.B. Bar & Grill in Kansas City, Missouri. She was dancing . . . and VERY PREGNANT. So pregnant, in fact, that her WATER BROKE on the DANCE FLOOR.
And that led to some horrible things. A few people made comments about how it was totally inappropriate for a woman about to GIVE BIRTH to be out dancing at a club.
And some of the woman's friends got into it with those people. A MASSIVE BRAWL broke out, and tragically, a 40-year-old man was SHOT and CRITICALLY INJURED.
23-year-old Cyrano Irons was arrested for the shooting. There's no word on what happened to the pregnant woman . . . or, ya know, the baby she probably had right after.
