Women Likely to Remember What Men with Deep Voices Say
 
 
(ABERDEEN, SCOTLAND) Women pay attention to men with deep voices. In fact, a new study shows that women remember more of what he says the deeper his voice. That would explain why guys take it down a notch during “pillow talk”.
    
An earlier study found that women prefer men with a deep, resonant voice. They find him more attractive and desirable. The researchers wrote (quote) “Lower-pitched men’s voices are not only rated as more attractive, but are associated with a greater number of reported sexual partners, and greater reproductive success.” Meaning, not only do they get the girl, but they also get her pregnant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Court: ‘Toys-R-Us’ Manager Paid Prostitute $30,000 per Week

 

 

(LONDON, ENGLAND) A disgraced Toys R Us store manager spent over $30,000 per week on prostitutes. Apparently, when he wasn’t at work, 59-year-old Paul Hopes was at home playing with women.

    

The company believes Hopes embezzled more than $6 million to pay for his expensive habit. In court this week, his favorite call girl was on the witness stand trying to justify her rate: $5,000 per day. She told the courtroom (quote) “It wasn’t me that was putting the value on that. It was Paul Hopes paying what he thought I was worth. I never argued with his evaluation of my talents.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Satellite Falls From Space (Fingers Crossed It Won’t Hit You)

 

 

(HOUSTON, TEXAS) The US Space Agency (NASA) has warned the public that later this month a billion-dollar bus may drop on your head. There’s an out-of-control space satellite, which is sure to fall from orbit. It’s about the size of a school bus. There’s no telling exactly where it might drop. Officials warned pieces could land in populated areas in the United States, Asia and Europe. A NASA spokesperson tried to diminish any fears by saying (quote) “Things have been re-entering our atmosphere ever since the dawn of the space age. To date nobody has been injured.” But there’s always a first time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ultimate in Family Planning: 3 Kardashian Sisters Pregnant?

 

 

(HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA) Now that Kim Kardashian’s married, the tabloids are on “baby watch”. She’s hinted that she and Kris Humphries are looking to start a family very soon. She told People magazine (quote) “Being a mom is something I’ve always wanted.” But it doesn’t stop there. Kim has a wish for the ultimate in family planning: She and her sisters being pregnant together. Kim says “It would be a dream that all three of us, even Kourtney again, were pregnant at the same time. That would be amazing.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

4- Seconds of Silence While Chatting Make Us Feel Awkward

 

 

(BALTIMORE, MARYLAND) What qualifies as “awkward silence”? According to a psychology study, people in the middle of a conversation begin to squirm after 4-seconds of dead silence. Researchers conclude that “Disrupting the flow by a brief silence produces feelings of rejection and negative emotions.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Texting Becoming More Popular Than Talking on Cellphones

 

 

(THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA) Americans are using the phone less for talking and more for texting. Yesterday, J.D. Power and Associates released their semi-annual survey of our phone habits. The typical American sends & receives 500 texts per month. Naturally, the younger you are the higher this number.

    

Meanwhile, talking minutes are down 15%. Two years ago, people spent about 530 minutes per month chatting. Today it’s just 450 minutes.