Scientists in Taiwan have found a new way to keep you from getting the flu.  Unfortunately . . . it's METH.  In their tests, meth did an incredible job of slowing down the spread of the flu virus.  Unfortunately, ya know, meth ruins your life and actually DOES make you more susceptible to HIV, so it's not a perfect solution. However you'll lose MAD WEIGHT , but your teeth will fall out. You know..it's checkS and balances.